“Her deathly silence, frankly, irritates me”

Ever charming veterans minister Kevan Jones has had a pop at Joanna Lumley’s “deathly silence”. Apparently she hasn’t done enough to help the Gurkhas…

Back up.

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John Terry; son, brother, friend, brand?

It’s increasingly common that, as a story develops some bizarre angles will be explored. At journo school we sit in a class room throwing ideas, some brilliant, some bizarre, at a bewildered teacher. It’s much how they do it in the real world.

At Television Centre yesterday, some quick thinking whippet had a eureka moment and said “Let’s get a brand expert to talk about the decline of Terry’s brand values.” More

Cheers

Forget finding out Santa doesn’t exist. The single most devastating truth of adulthood is, without a doubt, the fact that alcohol has calories. More

The millennium bug? God we were all so stupid back then

I always hated the phrase “Y2K” there was something very “dad trying to be cool” about the whole ring it had.

And the millennium bug, remember that? The theory that computers couldn’t cope with all the zeros so everything from automatic doors to nuclear warheads would destroy mankind at the stroke of midnight on millennium eve.

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Not a vote for festive morality

Some festive lessons in voting from the ghost of Chilcot past, the ghost of Cowell’s future and the ghost of Cristmas “oh my God do something now”

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The University of Life

BP word to wiseThousands have been refused admission to university this year, but are they really on the scrap heap? A word to the wise… apply to the university of life!

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“Clearly at odds with reality”

eggbox450The issue of British troops and their compensation claims against the Ministry of Defence was a can of worms to say the least.

Whilst there was suitable anger regarding the definition of “injury” and “conditions”, the recent news a MoD Press Officer is to sue for “being forced to lie to families” has, where noticed, failed to stir support. More

Th final run on The Bank of Jade…

jadeDespite the appeal five years ago, when it came to the crunch I didn’t felt entirely comfortable watching the hideously schadenfreud circus that was Jade Goody’s slow and painful death.

Baffled by the extreme coverage and feeling slightly cynical about the inevitability of Mother’s Day, I used my well heeled skills of indifference.

Said furore calmed sooner than expected; on only two occasions since have I opened a newspaper to see Jackiey Budden’s gappy grin or Jack Tweed’s poor impersonation of a man in mourning. Some would claim it a success. So when Press Gazette reported Budden and Jade’s grandparents are to sue Mirror Group Newspapers for privacy and breech of confidence, my shit-o-meter hit 10. More

Because you’re worth hits…

smashedcomputer_2In the last few decades the world has gone number-crunchtastic; the nature of the digital age has not only assigned numerical value to everything, it’s detracted all other value from everything else. Everything we own, use, need and contribute to is “worth” something. More

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